An old, coloured woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last place she said:
"Yessum dey paid good wages, but it was the most awful place I ever seen. Dey plays a game called "bridge", and last night was a lot of folks dere. As I was preparing refreshments, I heard a man say:
"lay down and let me see what you got"
Then annuder man say: "I got strength but no length"
Then annuder man say to a lady: "Take your hand off my trick"
I near dropped dead when a lady say: "You forced me..........you jumped me twice when you didn't even have a raise"
Annuder woman was talking about her honour.
Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope to die if one of dem didn't say: "Well, I guess I'll go home now, dis is de last rubber".
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